[16:08:05] Ankion : I have a cold
[16:08:07] Ankion : And it sucks
[16:08:18] Ankion : That is why I am taking garlic supplements
[16:08:23] simomate : lol
[16:08:25] Ankion : Aside from the fact that garlic is wonderful
[16:08:36] simomate : I am bored right now
[16:08:41] simomate : You come on here a lot
[16:08:58] Ankion : I was hoping to find someone that didn't die in a car accident
[16:09:26] Ankion : At least, I assumed everyone here died in a car accident
[16:09:28] simomate : I didn't die in a car accident :3
[16:09:31] simomate : I was shot in the head -_-
[16:09:36] Ankion : But when I assume, I make an ass out of you and me
[16:09:58] simomate : But after a reserrection spell was casted on me by a complete stranger
[16:10:05] simomate : I returned!
[16:10:31] Ankion : ...
[16:10:38] Ankion : You want to learn how to make pumpkin soup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umTDLZHlXmo[16:11:33] Ankion : The end result looks good doesn't it?
[16:11:40] Ankion : Looks very delicious
[16:11:43] simomate : Id rather learn how to make more reserrection spells in case the Mafia comes after me again.
[16:12:03] Ankion : You can just eat garlic
[16:12:16] Ankion : It can reserrecuaest-yeswtfwhatever you from the dead
[16:12:20] simomate : and they *will* come after me again. They're every where
[16:12:26] simomate : Its a conspiracy.
[16:12:36] Ankion : Damn! I just forgot how to spell resurrect!
[16:13:19] simomate : you just spelled it :PO
[16:13:30] simomate : :O*
[16:13:52] Ankion : Relyiiein? Holy crap!
[16:13:58] Ankion : Now I just forgot how to spell really
[16:14:31] simomate : Fine whatever, I'll ignore the fact that your spelling almost every word right o_O
[16:15:24] Ankion : 600 A.D.
[16:15:41] Ankion : Seriously though, colds suck
[16:16:01] simomate : Capslock hasnt been on since Feb Sad
[16:16:15] Ankion : We should gather all the viruses in the world onto a small island... then bomb said small island... several times, like... until it's completely obliterated
[16:16:29] Ankion : Who knows what's going on?
[16:16:41] simomate : scratch They must have died in a car crash after all.
[16:16:51] Ankion : I assumed that her parents got pissed at her and ate her computer and handheld device
[16:17:02] simomate : lmao
[16:17:27] Ankion : Let's come up with a couple theories for why no one's on shall we?
[16:17:33] simomate : Suzen DID have a car accident
[16:17:35] Ankion : They were all abducted by aliens
[16:17:42] Ankion : Yeah, but she didn't die in it
[16:18:09] simomate : Maybe she was depressed that she almost died so she killed herself to avoid someone lkilling her
[16:18:53] Ankion : I like pasta
[16:19:29] Ankion : Perhaps Caps... escaped her parent's oppression...
[16:19:39] Ankion : Then she's currently on a journey that will change her life forever
[16:19:51] Ankion : Like, maybe she's suddenly pulled into a quest of some sort
[16:19:59] simomate : Sounds legit
[16:20:10] Ankion : Where she has to like, destroy every people who like, use like like, tons of times in their sentences.
[16:20:36] Ankion : God, I typed like so many times I don't even recognize it as a word anymore
[16:20:40] simomate : that would be epic. I hate people who use like like, tons of times in their sentences
[16:21:05] Ankion : I also hate like likes, they keep eating my shield
You are turning Ankion and us crazy. Just sayin.